It’s a mythical object of unknown origin. It’s ornamented with cryptic alien writing that appears when hot girls whisper crazy things. It landed on Earth from the heavens and devastated a small town in New Mexico. It’s mere presence introduces waves of radioactive filthiness that consumes everything. It’s referred to by some as “dubstep heat.” However, common vernacular fails to encapsulate the sheer volume of its awesomeness. It’s called the “Boomstick.” As a gift from the off-world visitor, Alex Sin, this soul-cultivator will interrupt innocence with dirty talk. Feel that? Your ears just lost their virginity…and Alex wasn’t gentle about it. Dirty boy.